[ Luca's attack on the monkey would've been a brilliant plan in Alberto's mind, too — and it would have gone exactly the same way, had he tried it. The monkey scutters off, climbing up onto the front of the sled, right behind the horse and right above Katsuki's head, as he hitches up the sled. It screeches and chitters at Katsuki as if in response to his threat, but really it's just still frazzled and pissed off by Luca trying to wrangle it — or maybe both. Who knows. Alberto, meantime, is hastily trying to pick up all the stuff the monkey threw out of the sled into the snow, frazzled and pissed off, himself, as he shleps through the snow, grumping and grumbling. ]
[ He manages to collect everything all in one heap, precariously balanced in his arms, before he waddles it all back over to the sled and dumps it unceremoniously in the back. He's handling this race well. ]
y'all feel free to write this monkey, too, I'd be glad for some group effort monkey business lol...
Stupid monkey... Stupid snow... Stupid Zodiac... Stupid other-Zodiac...
[ He manages to collect everything all in one heap, precariously balanced in his arms, before he waddles it all back over to the sled and dumps it unceremoniously in the back. He's handling this race well. ]