[ So a lot of that was over Alberto’s head, like a joke he knows is funny but isn’t totally in on; but his main takeaway is more informed. He attaches a link to a video of his own. Having been uncertain if the murderous shrimp in question was part of the joke he wasn’t getting, he decided to Google “exploding shrimp,” and found that this creature is very much real… He’s more taken by that than the funny video — but not wholly amused. It stirred up stronger feelings than he’d expected, rather than just some wild trivia about an interesting animal as a novelty like intended. By the end of the second video he found, he was shaking his head... ]
look That shrimp is real. Their not joking.
arent you happy you live on land? i could never live in the ocean. Everything good is up here. because there’s crazy shrimp like THAT out there Like. Literal shrimp. Haha.
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That shrimp is real. Their not joking.
arent you happy you live on land?
i could never live in the ocean. Everything good is up here.
because there’s crazy shrimp like THAT out there
Like. Literal shrimp. Haha.
But also NOT HA HA because what the shell 😬🦐
[ …more nautical cussing, how topical… ]