[Well he guesses if they aren't unpacking ocean trauma and Alberto's going to give him a perfect opening...]
Kid, you're not exactly great at the lying thing. The way you talked about the deep and how your dad almost got sent there? Not to mention you give off major cryptid vibes. For the record this app is crawling with people who don't entirely fit the 'normal human' label. Myself included. So whatever you think is gonna happen if I know? It's not. Anyway, check out this ostrich chasing cyclists.
[Just very casual nbd calling him on it and moving on?]
Akududuf pfff great minds think alike.
Kid, you're not exactly great at the lying thing.
The way you talked about the deep and how your dad almost got sent there?
Not to mention you give off major cryptid vibes.
For the record this app is crawling with people who don't entirely fit the 'normal human' label.
Myself included.
So whatever you think is gonna happen if I know? It's not.
Anyway, check out this ostrich chasing cyclists.
[Just very casual nbd calling him on it and moving on?]