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prontissimo) wrote2026-10-01 04:46 pm
prontissimo) wrote2026-10-01 04:46 pm
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caro luca,
ㄥօօƙ ᏇᏂαｲ ﾉ ﾶαɖɘ ☆
ᗯᏂιƚƚㄥιꪀᧁ ᏇιｲᏂ ᑕᗩᖇᒪO ♡
ﾉ ᗰɘƚ ᗩ ｲαㄥƙιꪀᧁ ᑕαｲ ᗰαɖɘ Oᑌｲ Oꟻ ᦓｲαᖇᦓ!!! ☆ ★ ☆ ᒚɘαㄥㄥᑌᦓ? ☆ ★ ☆
★ 卄ᗩ! ★ ★ ★
ﾉ ᗰαɖɘ ᗩ ᑕOﾶιᑕ ᗩᗷOᑌｲ ꟻιᦓհιꪀᧁ ᗷαᑕƙ 卄Oᗰɘ . . .
ᑕᗩᖇᒪට ᏂᗩｲƎᦓ ｲᏂɘ ᦓᑎටᗯ...
OｲｲOᗷᖇƎ
ᘜιOᖇᑎO ᦆ7̶
YOU.
WON'T.
BƎLIƎVƎ.
THIS...!
But I SWƎAR I'm Not Lying!
Today i Mɘt a Magic Talking Cat......MADƎ OUT OF ☆★☆STARS★☆★
Hɘ Said Hɘ's a Constɘllation
Hɘ can Nɘvɘr DiƎ
Hɘ's From thɘ Rɘalm of thɘ Gods which I Guɘss is in thɘ Sky? I dunno
BUT
HƎ SAID
Thɘ Sky is madɘ of WATƎR and Hɘ's walkɘd in thɘ Rivɘr in thɘ Sky Many Timɘs
Sooooo
i Dunno what You'rɘ Lɘarning from thɘ Humans at GiuLia's school
But I Hɘard this from an ƎXPƎRT ƎxPƎRt!
i Mɘan this Cat is MADƎ of STARS...! Who would know Bɘttɘr?!
Anyway hɘ's aLL Black and i Namɘd him FidƎL Bɘcausɘ Hɘ doɘsn't havɘ a Namɘ But his favoritƎ Human oncɘ Namɘd Him FaithFul...
that sɘɘmɘd likɘ somɘthing spɘcial Bɘtwɘɘn Just Thɘm, tho
So FidƎL, it is.
FidƎL thɘ Magic Talking Nɘvɘr-Dying Star-Cat ☆
i Triɘd to Ask him about thɘ Big Fish and thɘ anchoviɘs But hɘ didnt givɘ mɘ a straight answɘr... i'LL Ask him again Nɘxt timɘ I Find him.
This Means GiuLia and i wɘrɘ BOTH Right...!
(just saying!)
Look, i Took His PicturƎ...! Hɘ Likɘd it ♥
Jɘallus? HA HA...
ᗩ ᎮᖇƎᦓｲO,
ᗩㄥᗷɘᖇｲට
ᘜιOᖇᑎO 7̶ᗱ
Mɘt somɘ Human Actor Guy in thɘ Strɘɘt today...
Hɘ was pɘrforming somɘthing to ɘntɘrtain random passɘrby
About a Dɘar FriƎnd who had somɘ kind of mɘdical procɘdura, but it was fakɘ, just a story...
But hɘ talkɘd about how thɘy Wrotɘ Lɘttɘrs to ɘach othɘr and how hɘ missɘd this pɘrson and Hopɘd thɘ Bɘst for thɘm, And hɘ was vɘry convincing! i Was Movɘd!! i Fɘlt his Fɘɘlings! And i Didnt Ǝvɘn know what hɘ was talking about LOL
Anyway aftɘr hɘ finishɘd Wɘ talkɘd about moviɘs and Hɘ said hɘ thinks I should Try to Bɘ an Actor...!
CRAZY, Right?! i Nɘvɘr Thought of it Bɘforɘ!
i Bɘt i could Do it! i Mɘan, iF hɘ's just standing on thɘ strɘɘt cornɘr making up storiɘs and talking about his Fɘɘlings to makɘ Random pɘoplɘ BɘliɘvƎ his storiɘs arɘ Rɘal...?
i could DƎFINITƎLY Do That... HA...
What do actors nɘɘd to Do to Bɘ actors, i wondɘr?
Wondɘr if Marcɘllo Mastroianni startɘd acting whɘn hɘ was our agɘ. or only whɘn hɘ was a grownup. Hɘ's still thɘ bɘst actor ɘvɘr, obviously (ɘvɘn tho this guy didnt know who hɘ was, oh wɘll)
HavƎ you sɘɘn any morɘ Good moviɘs with GiuLia LatɘLy?
whats thɘ cinɘma in Gɘnova playing right now?
thɘrɘs a cinɘma hɘrɘ but i can't Afford to Go (altho i TriƎd to Snɘak in thɘ othɘr day... didn't go wɘll. HA.)
Maybɘ somɘday You and MƎ can go to thɘ cinɘma TOGƎTHƎR... Hɘrɘ AND/oR Back HomƎ!
(And MaybƎ I'll BƎ iN thɘ MoviƎ wɘ sɘɘ somɘday HA HA!)
ᑕOᑎ ᗩƑƑɘｲｲට,
ᗩㄥᗷƎᖇｲට
ᘜιOᖇᑎO 7̶7̶
So ThɘRɘ's this guy i know From iTALy, too...
i call him ᑎOᑎᑎO cuz hɘ has grɘy hair and is grumpy likɘ a grandpa LOL
But hɘ's probably likɘ ƎrcolƎ's agɘ? guɘssing
AnyWay i Guɘss Hɘ's an ƎxpƎrt on FirɘWorks apparɘntly? who knɘw!
i mɘt him Building Bɘds (cuz i Can Do that Now, HA, cool, right?) and hɘ was... OK at it...
Not RɘallyHɘ said Hɘ's Gonna tɘach mɘ How to makɘ RƎAL FirɘWorks, likɘ thɘ onɘs Humans makɘ!!! My Magic FirɘWorks havɘ gottɘn PRƎTTY GOOD, but thɘy don't ƎxplodƎ, it's just an iLLusion... whɘn i Makɘ thɘm mixɘd with AsRiɘL's FirɘBalls, THƎN Thɘy ƎxplodƎ...!
This guy has Light Magic AND Ǝlɘmɘntal Magic, tho! Likɘ Mɘ and AsriɘL! So hɘ's gonna Hɘlp us makɘ our FirɘWorks ɘvɘn Bɘttɘr!
Pɘoplɘ call him SMOKING BOMB back whɘrɘ hɘ's from... sounds cool, right? HA!
(I Don't nɘɘd to know how to makɘ BOMBS, don't worry... just firɘworks!)
Always LɘaRning, aLways LɘaRning...
What arɘ you Lɘarning in school now?
TɘLL Mɘ Ǝvɘrything!!! ha...
i know you can't RƎALLy...
But i wish i could know...
ᗩᗷᗷᖇᗩᑕᑕι,
ᗩㄥᗷɘᖇｲට
Ꭾ.ᦓ. — iF you show up hɘrɘ... i Know How to Makɘ Bunk Bɘds now. Thats ᒿ Bɘds stackɘd on top of ɘach othɘr — youvɘ gotta climb up a laddɘr to slɘɘp on thɘ top bɘd. Prɘtty Fun.
so iF you wantɘd, i could Turn my Bɘd into Bunk Bɘds and wɘ could Livɘ Togɘthɘr...! would you want that? you could pick top or Bottom, i Dont Carɘ, if it mɘant you wɘrɘ hɘrɘ.
i Dont ɘvɘn carɘ if wɘ arɘ roommatɘs or not honɘstly as long as you wɘrɘ Hɘrɘ
i'D rathɘr bɘ Lɘarning all this Fun stuff with YOU... Building all thosɘ Vɘspas with you on thɘ island was ᗱᦲᦲ Timɘs Funnɘr than a bunch of bɘds (HA, obviously!)
ᘜιOᖇᑎO Ზᦲ
So much cool stuff Happɘns Hɘrɘ without You... i Wish you wɘrɘ hɘrɘ. You'd Lovɘ this Placɘ ɘvɘn if it's crazy somɘtimɘs.
(OK, OK, it's Crazy kind of ALL thɘ Timɘ, HA)
But i know wɘ'd bɘ a Grɘat Tɘam Hɘrɘ, ƎvƎN BƎTTƎR than wɘ wɘrɘ in Portorosso...! Anything this World could throw at us, wɘ'd kick its Butt togɘthɘr!!!
Thɘrɘ's this Badass SkY ᗰoᑎSTƎᖇ Lady hɘrɘ
SiGᑎටᖇᗩ ᗪɘLLᗩ
Shɘ'S somɘ kinda sɘagull-bird...pɘrson... i dunno LOL but shɘ's cool and Not Human.
Whɘn Wɘ First mɘt a Long timɘ Ago, shɘ Told mɘ shɘ oncɘ BuiLT a spacɘship or somɘthing and crashɘd it and Lost hɘr Lɘg so shɘ madɘ Hɘrsɘlf a MƎTAL ROBOT LƎG all on hɘr own...! PRƎTTY COOL, RIGHT? i wondɘr if shɘ could Build Massimo an Amazing Mɘtal Robot Arm?!!
(Not that Hɘ NƎƎDS it, Hɘ's Bɘttɘr with ONƎ ARM than most pɘoplɘ arɘ with ᒿ! HA!)
Shɘ Knows all kinds of stuff. shɘ taught mɘ about Fighting, how to Dɘfɘnd Mysɘlf and Fight Bulliɘs, and thinks i should Gɘt a Sword. RɘmɘmBɘr i Had that cool sword on my island? i was GrƎat at Sword Stuff! i think shɘs right tho. i should lɘarn how to Protɘct Pɘoplɘ. Not to start Fights, just to Finish Thɘm, HƎHƎ...!
iF i Knɘw How to Fight Back in PortoRosso whɘn wɘ Mɘt ƎrcoLɘ, maybɘ things would havɘ Bɘɘn Diffɘrɘnt, yknow...?
Not that I wanna Run Around with a Sword starting Troublɘ or anything but... sɘɘms likɘ a morɘ usɘful skill than whittling wood.
On That Notɘ, chƎck out this photo of thɘsɘ Littlɘ Things i MadƎ...! a tiny woodɘn VƎSPa and a Boat Likɘ Massimo's! Oars and Ǝvɘrything! CuTƎ, Huh? ♡
FiDɘL thinks i Could sɘll thɘsɘ in thɘ markɘt for a littlɘ Ǝxtra soldi... You Think so? if you wɘrɘ hɘrɘ, Would you Buy onɘ, Luca?!
(Just Kidding, it'd Bɘ Frɘɘ for You, Ha Ha)
ᑕιᗩට,
ᗩㄥᗷɘᖇｲට
ᘜιOᖇᑎO Ზᒿ
ᘜιOᖇᑎO Ზᗱ
ThɘrɘS a CooL Human HoLiday Going on Latɘly! Sort of?
i Dont Undɘrstand it Ǝxactly But this Human Girl i Know Told Mɘ Humans drɘss up as Ghosts and Monstɘrs and stuff to scarɘ away RƎAL Ghosts so thɘy donT curse you or somɘthing (i Dont Know what thɘ RƎAL Monstɘrs Do tho, i just know i'd rathɘr drɘss up lol)
Yourɘ supposɘd to go knock on pɘoplɘ's doors in your costumɘs and sing thɘm songs and Thɘy havɘ to Givɘ You Frɘɘ Food
Pɘoplɘ CarvƎ dɘsigns and facɘs into thɘsɘ Vɘgɘtablɘs callɘd Pumkins
I'm GRƎAT at iT!!! i'VƎ Madɘ SO MANY PUMKINS... Im likɘ thɘ Pumkin MASTƎR now, HA!
You scoop out all thɘ Guts and put a candlɘ insidɘ so whatɘvɘr shapɘ you cut out, GLOWS
i Had somɘ Friɘnds comɘ ovɘr and Hɘlp mɘ Makɘ morɘ Today... it was Fun!
Wish you could Bɘ hɘrɘ.
Look! You'd Likɘ this onɘ i Madɘ! Thought of You whɘn i Madɘ iT! ☆
ᑕιᗩට,
ᗩㄥᗷɘᖇｲට
Ꭾ.ᦓ. — As of Today, i Also Rɘad Books. My FriƎnd brought mɘ Comic Books. Thɘyrɘ storiɘs about hɘroɘs and villans and advɘnturɘs, lots of action — and ALL Picturɘs! Thɘ BƎst Drawings I'vɘ Ǝvɘr Sɘɘn!!! You'rɘ gonna Lovɘ thɘm. Hɘ brought mɘ a bunch!
Ꭾ.Ꭾ.ᦓ. — I also Mɘt a Human Girl who Ǝats sɘa monstɘr food, so that was? cool? intɘrɘsting? I'm gonna tɘach hɘr how to makɘ Human Food LOL!
ᘜιOᖇᑎO Ზᔰ
I got Pɘts! ♡ ♡ ♡
a wingɘd hamstɘr namɘd Ǝnrico
and a Lizard Monstɘr Namɘd SoFia
Carlo triɘd to Ǝat Ǝnrico... not a grɘat start...
(...and so did SoFia...)
But it'll BƎ FiNƎ!!!
Wɘ'll all bɘ Friɘnds soon!
SoFia has Bɘautiful Ǝyɘs likɘ that Human Actrɘss Lady SoFia LoRƎn
i'm Gonna Bɘ thɘ Bɘst Pɘt-Dad Ǝvɘr!!!
Look, Hɘrɘ arɘ thɘir Picturɘs
(i Can't Gɘt a Good onɘ of SoFia Yɘt... shɘ's FAST)
How is GiuLia's Dog?
(i Forgɘt its Namɘ, sorry)
iF you could Havɘ your own Pɘt, what kind of Pɘt would you Gɘt, Luca?
Bɘt You'd Bɘ a Grɘat Pɘt-Dad too ♡
(and thɘy wouldnt Bitɘ you probably LOL...)
ᑕOᑎ ᗩƑƑɘｲｲට,
ᗩㄥᗷɘᖇｲට
ᦓටꟻιᗩ
Ǝᑎᖇιᑕට
ᘜιOᖇᑎO 9ᦲ
SටFιᗩ is Gonɘ...
Shɘ Ran Away.
i was Gonna Takɘ Hɘr to thɘ Bɘach, Bɘcausɘ shɘ Hatɘs Bɘing insidɘ (samɘ)
But whɘn i Took hɘr oFF Hɘr Lɘash (Bɘcausɘ shɘ Hatɘs that Too), shɘ Ran Away.
Shɘ's so Fast, i Couldn't catch hɘr...
I'm so sad. i wantɘd to bɘ thɘ Bɘst Lizard Monstɘr Dad Ǝvɘr
i Havɘn't Ǝvɘn had hɘr a wɘɘk Yɘt. shɘ doɘsn't know how to gɘt Homɘ...
i'm gonna Find Hɘr! I won't Givɘ up! i postɘd about hɘr to thɘ Ǝvɘrything Machinɘ, pɘoplɘ arɘ gonna hɘlp mɘ Look for Hɘr!
I'm Always Trying my Bɘst, Luca...
But i Fɘɘl likɘ thats Nɘvɘr Ǝnough.
TRiSTƎ,
ᗩㄥᗷɘᖇｲට
ᘜιOᖇᑎO 9ᒿ
Arɘ thɘ Humans Nicɘ in Gɘnova?
Havɘ you mɘt anyonɘ thɘre who's afraid of Sɘa Monstɘrs likɘ in Portorosso?
I Know Things got Bɘttɘr thɘrɘ aftɘr wɘ won thɘ Racɘ, and Now Nobody Hunts Sɘa Monstɘrs anymorɘ... But that Doɘsn't mɘan it's Likɘ that Ǝvɘrywhɘrɘ. I don't know about this placɘ. i gɘt worriɘd bɘcausɘ i sɘɘ Quɘsts about Hunting othɘr kinds of Monstɘrs, or trapping thɘm, or whatɘvɘr. i Know it's Bɘcausɘ thɘy'rɘ Causing Troublɘ, But... Not all Humans arɘ smart Ǝnough to Tɘll if you arɘ or Not, yknow? Hah...
thɘ Sɘa Monstɘrs hɘrɘ stay Bɘlow thɘ Surfacɘ just Likɘ at Homɘ. Thɘyrɘ Not Nicɘ. i Mɘt Somɘ whɘn i First arrivɘd. Ǝvɘn tho I told thɘm I'm Not Human, thɘy just kɘpt tɘlling mɘ to go back to thɘ Surfacɘ. or ɘlsɘ I'd bɘ cursɘd to stay down thɘrɘ Forɘvɘr or somɘthing. WHY...? it was Annoying.
RɘmɘmBɘR thɘ cool Sky Monstɘr Lady i Told You About?
SiGᑎටᖇᗩ ᗪɘLLᗩ?
Shɘ told mɘ shɘ Hatɘs Sɘa Monstɘrs. Said thɘy'rɘ Disgusting and wɘnt BLƎCH!! likɘ shɘ was Throwing Up... RɘminDɘd mɘ oF Ǝrcolɘ. Shɘ Wasn't Bɘing mɘan tho. Shɘ Doɘsn't Know. Shɘ Thought shɘ was Bɘing Funny. So i just Laughɘd...
But Now i Know it was probably Smart oF Mɘ Not to Tɘll Many Pɘoplɘ hɘrɘ.
You Nɘvɘr know wHat Kind of Nɘw Pɘoplɘ might Show Up Hɘrɘ, anyway.
AsRiɘL and CHaRa know. And ᒿ Magic Talking Cats. And a Human Girl who Makɘs thɘ Changɘ into a Big Wolf Dog. But That's it... AsRiɘL doɘsn't makɘ thɘ Changɘ, Hɘ Looks Likɘ a monstɘr all thɘ timɘ... and CHaRa is Human. Thɘy don't Havɘ sɘa monstɘrs whɘrɘ thɘy'rɘ From. Thɘy don't ɘvɘn havɘ a SƎA!
i wish you wɘrɘ Hɘrɘ... maybɘ that's Not Fair now. But I DO. I Know You’Rɘ SaFɘ with GiuLia and Hɘr Mamma… Thɘy Accɘpt You Likɘ Massimo AccɘptɘD Mɘ. Just a Fɘw Pɘoplɘ can Changɘ So Much, Huh!
Arɘ you ɘvɘr still scarɘd of Bɘing Found out in Gɘnova?
Or can you Just Bɘ Yoursɘlf thɘrɘ?
I Miss You Ǝvɘry Day, Luca...
ｲᗩᑎｲι ᗩᗷᗷᖇᗩᑕᑕι,
ᗩㄥᗷɘᖇｲට
Ꭾ.ᦓ. — thɘ Human Holiday i Told You About wasnt Rɘally that Fun in thɘ ɘnd... No onɘ Gavɘ mɘ Any Frɘɘ Food, i Madɘ a Scary GiaNT BruNo Monstɘr out of Magic Papɘr that Camɘ to LiFɘ By Accidɘnt, and i Didnt Sɘɘ Any Ghosts or CooL Monstɘrs or Anything. MY costumɘ was GRƎAT, tho! i Drɘssɘd up as a Shark Ghost for HaLLowɘɘN!!! i madɘ it mysɘlf and carriɘd a Harpoon and a FishinG Nɘt aLL Night! (Gɘt iT? Bɘcausɘ Thats How thɘ Shark Diɘd, Ha ha...!)